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  • 1 jaga bomb blast k bad 1 aadmi chilla rha tha: “O God mera hath urh gaya”
    Pathan: hosla karo mat roo,daiko us aadmi ka Sar urh gaya hai,wo B to chup hai.

  • Aik patham roti k ooper roti rakh k kha raha tha.
    Kisi ne wajha poochi to bola
    Docter ne roti khane se mana kya hai.
    Or bola tha double roti khaya kro…

  • 1Admi ne Addres Malom karne k liye Pathan se kaha
    Kya May Apko 1 Taklef desakta hon?

    Pathan:
    Kuttay ka Bacha Hath to laga k dekh
    Hum tera Moo tordega. ;).

  • Lady
    Maine tumhe kal drwaze ki ghanti sahi karne ko kaha tha
    tum Q nahi aaye

    Pathan
    O Madam main kal 2 ghnte tk bel bajata raha kisi ne drwaza hi nhi khola.!

  • @1pathan cycle sath le kr Bhaga ja rha tha. Raste mein kisi ne kaha k chaey peetay jao.
    Khan: agr itna time hota to cycle pe na beth jata.

  • Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
    Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.

    Dr: dawai khali thi?
    Pathn :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

    Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
    Pathn :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

    Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
    P :nahin gi-dawai lal thi.

    Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
    P :nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.

    Dr:ulu k pathay!
    dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
    P :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
    Main theek tu ho jaun ga na..

  • Teacher: Bare hokar kya bano gye?
    Pathan:Mera bap kehta hy jitna marzi parh, wo nai ban sakta jo tu chahta hy
    Teachr: Kya banna chahty ho?

    Pathan
    “LADY DOCTOR”

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