Pathan SMS

1 jaga bomb blast k bad 1 aadmi chilla rha tha: “O God mera hath urh gaya”
Pathan: hosla karo mat roo,daiko us aadmi ka Sar urh gaya hai,wo B to chup hai.

Aik patham roti k ooper roti rakh k kha raha tha.
Kisi ne wajha poochi to bola
Docter ne roti khane se mana kya hai.
Or bola tha double roti khaya kro…

1Admi ne Addres Malom karne k liye Pathan se kaha
Kya May Apko 1 Taklef desakta hon?

Pathan:
Kuttay ka Bacha Hath to laga k dekh
Hum tera Moo tordega. ;).

Lady
Maine tumhe kal drwaze ki ghanti sahi karne ko kaha tha
tum Q nahi aaye

Pathan
O Madam main kal 2 ghnte tk bel bajata raha kisi ne drwaza hi nhi khola.!

@1pathan cycle sath le kr Bhaga ja rha tha. Raste mein kisi ne kaha k chaey peetay jao.
Khan: agr itna time hota to cycle pe na beth jata.

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.

Dr: dawai khali thi?
Pathn :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
Pathn :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
P :nahin gi-dawai lal thi.

Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
P :nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.

Dr:ulu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
P :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
Main theek tu ho jaun ga na..

Teacher: Bare hokar kya bano gye?
Pathan:Mera bap kehta hy jitna marzi parh, wo nai ban sakta jo tu chahta hy
Teachr: Kya banna chahty ho?

Pathan
“LADY DOCTOR”