Pathan SMS

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
meri qemti qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:hmara naap ly gya.

Pathan went 2 an electric company 4 intrview

Boss:Electric motor kaise chalti ha?

Pathan
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

Boss:Gussay sy Stop it

Pathan:
Turr..tur..thoos!

Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Pathan : O Yara So ja Ghar Giry ga To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Lala: Oye bakray ki tang kidhar gai?
Qasai: Bakra langra tha
Lala: Or Dil?
Qasai: Wo bakri le gayi
Lala:Baba dimagh to hoga?
Qasai: Sorry Lala
Bakra PATHAN tha.

Ek Pathan Sharab Khane mei baitha Ro raha tha.
Waiter asked:
Aap Q Ro rahe ho pathan: Oye mei Jis Ladki ko Bhulane K liye Pee raha hun uska Naam Yad nahi araha.

1 PATHAN ko Ufone men Operator ki Job mili
Pehle hi Din use Mar k Nikal dia
Bcoz
1st cal:Sir meri Ufone ki Sim block hogai he
PATHAN:To ZONG lelo boht sasti ha.

Doctor:
Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle ubaal
lena chahiye

Pathan:
woh to theek hey per
ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga ?