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  • Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
    pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
    Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
    pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)

  • PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
    Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
    apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga

    PATHAN:
    Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
    ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
    PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
    Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
    PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

  • Teacher to pathan:
    batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

    Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

    Hawa mei…. :-

  • 1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha

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    Larki:
    Kya dekh rhe ho?

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    Pathan:
    Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

  • Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
    Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
    Pathan:
    “bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
    With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

  • pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”

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    bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:
    “i student u”

  • Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..

    dost: SociaL Work?
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    Pathan: Haan
    Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha

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