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PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karongaPATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)Teacher to pathan:
batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:
Hawa mei…. :-
1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha
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Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?.
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Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”
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bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:
“i student u”Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..
dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha