Pathan SMS

Aik Pathan ko khawaab main kisi ne QATAL kar dia.

Subha uth k PATHAN ne apna HBL ka Account close karwa dia.

Pata hai Kyun?

Kyun k HBL aap k khawabon ko haqeeqat main bdlta hai
jahan khawab waha HBL…

Aik pathan masjid mei elaan krne gya to osey bari maar pari.

wahan mic mei current tha. Pathan Hath lagaty he bola:

Hazraaat…

O tohadi pehn nu…. :p

1 larai me Pathan Ñe bullet proof jacket ki jga Macher dani pehan rkhi thi.

Poocha:
Q…?

Pathan bola: Jsme macher nai gus $kta usme goli kese guse ga.