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  • 1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.

    1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?

    pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

  • Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny ki sochi
    Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki

    2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
    4 November 1996
    5:20 purana time.
    ALLAH O AKBAR

  • Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?

    Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)

  • Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
    Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
    Pathan. 3
    Molvi.. kon kon se?

    ?

    Pathan.
    1.sabon
    2.shampoo
    aur
    3.tolya>;-)

  • Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
    1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
    aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
    Pathan bola road per peshaab.

  • Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq hai?

    Pathan:
    Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load kam hota hai.

    Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada hota hai<

  • Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop pe gya.
    Shopkepr:
    is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi hai.
    Pthan:
    wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf leney aya hun.

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