Pathan SMS

Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.

Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

Pathan College Mein 1 Black or 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

Techer: Ghar Wapas Jao or Change Kar K Aao

Pathan: Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hy…

Dil dya tha dildar samajh kar
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Tu ne mujhe phenk dia naswar samajh ker

Aik pathan ne 2usry pthan se poucha, joray kahan bnty hn, 2usry ne kaha, asmano per, pehla bola O ME MAR GYA, me to drzee ko de aya.

Grammar teacher to pathan:

“Farzana rozana larkon sy milti ha”

Btao is jumly me Farzana kia ha?

Pathan: Farzana Begairat hai!!

Teacher: Ittefaq ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha Ittefaq se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?

Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.