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1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.
Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.aai thi sardi
Lagi thi thandSukrri thi Phudi
Akray thay Lan.
,,
aa gai garmiChali gai thand
Khul gai Phudi
Latak gay Lan.!
,Happy Summer Season ;)
Lun pe Aitebar kis ko hy ?
Mil jaye Phudi Inkaar kis ko hy ?
Kuch Majboorian hain ay faraz wrna ..
Muth Maarne se Pyar kis ko he.
GIRL
Meri choot mn Ungli Dalo
2sri B Dalo
Ab Pura hath Dalo.
Ab Dusra hath Dalo.
Ab Dono Hathon Se Tali BajaoBOY:
Nahi Bajti
GIRL:
Dekha Kitni Tight haiWedding Invitation Mr.&Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chutia presence on the fucking marriage of their bhanchod son
LORA SINGH
with
PHUDDI KAPUR
D/O Mr.&Mrs. Gandu singh.
VENUE: Sheela randi da kotha.
Bhosri Pura.
District Kanjar Abad.
Chudai Pur, Randistan.
Program: CHUMA CHATTI on 15 Aug.
MUMMAY DIKHAI, 16 Aug.
CHOOT CHATAI, 18 Aug.
Full THOKA THAKI, 20 Aug.
RSV
No Lun
No Phudi
No Boobs
No Choot
No Chudai
No Chupa
Na Kisi Ki Behan Ko Lun
Na Kisi Ki Maa Ki Choot
Bas Aaj Saaf Suthra SMS Bhejne Ka Dil Kar Raha Tha!“ßest poem”
Har koi karda a armaan Phudi da,
Phudi te marda a insan phudi da
Ae Katrina kadun avey gi hath mere
Ae kadun marey ga sala salman phudi da
Kinj hovy meri sehat changi
Har rat aa janda ay shetan phudi da
Aey mela phudian da kadon hovy khatm
Koi sipahi aa k kare chalaan phudi da
Q mashuq thalay nhi aandi
Onu pata a k hovy ga nuqsan phudi da
Aey sms 10 lokan nu send kr
Nhi tey
Kavey ga tenu sara jahan phudi da,


