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  • 1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

    Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
    BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

    Sardar:
    Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
    Bhen Chod,
    Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

  • aai thi sardi
    Lagi thi thand

    Sukrri thi Phudi

    Akray thay Lan.
    ,

    ,
    aa gai garmi

    Chali gai thand

    Khul gai Phudi

    Latak gay Lan.!
    ,

    Happy Summer Season ;)

  • Lun pe Aitebar kis ko hy ?

    Mil jaye Phudi Inkaar kis ko hy ?

    Kuch Majboorian hain ay faraz wrna ..

    Muth Maarne se Pyar kis ko he.

  • GIRL
    Meri choot mn Ungli Dalo
    2sri B Dalo
    Ab Pura hath Dalo.
    Ab Dusra hath Dalo.
    Ab Dono Hathon Se Tali Bajao

    BOY:

    Nahi Bajti

    GIRL:
    Dekha Kitni Tight hai

  • Wedding Invitation Mr.&Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chutia presence on the fucking marriage of their bhanchod son

    LORA SINGH

    with

    PHUDDI KAPUR

    D/O Mr.&Mrs. Gandu singh.

    VENUE: Sheela randi da kotha.

    Bhosri Pura.

    District Kanjar Abad.

    Chudai Pur, Randistan.

    Program: CHUMA CHATTI on 15 Aug.

    MUMMAY DIKHAI, 16 Aug.

    CHOOT CHATAI, 18 Aug.

    Full THOKA THAKI, 20 Aug.

    RSV

  • No Lun
    No Phudi
    No Boobs
    No Choot
    No Chudai
    No Chupa
    Na Kisi Ki Behan Ko Lun
    Na Kisi Ki Maa Ki Choot
    Bas Aaj Saaf Suthra SMS Bhejne Ka Dil Kar Raha Tha!

  • “├čest poem”

    Har koi karda a armaan Phudi da,

    Phudi te marda a insan phudi da

    Ae Katrina kadun avey gi hath mere

    Ae kadun marey ga sala salman phudi da

    Kinj hovy meri sehat changi

    Har rat aa janda ay shetan phudi da

    Aey mela phudian da kadon hovy khatm

    Koi sipahi aa k kare chalaan phudi da

    Q mashuq thalay nhi aandi

    Onu pata a k hovy ga nuqsan phudi da

    Aey sms 10 lokan nu send kr

    Nhi tey

    Kavey ga tenu sara jahan phudi da,

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