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  • A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
    Finally he decided to write GOD a letter requesting for Rs.50.
    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
    The Finance Minister was so amused & instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
    The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 & decided to write a Thank You note to GOD, which read:
    “Dear GOD,
    Thank You very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in Islamabad & those currupt n selfish donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

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  • Awaam

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    8,10 Chitthar Mar Kr Fwd Kar dain.
    
    Naam na Lena. Awaam khud smajhdar he.!!;-
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  • ZARDARI Murgiyon Se Bola:
    Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal 2.2 Anday Na Diye To Sab Ko Sawaat K Operation Ki Tarha ARMY Se Halaal Karwa Doonga.

    Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar aik k nechay Se Usay 1 Anda Mila.

    ZARDARI,
    Tum Ne aik Anda Q Diya?

    To Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Se Diya Hy
    Waise Me MURGA Hon..:-D

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  • Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain.

    Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.

    Cheeni Ek Jang Hai,
    Is Liye Band Hai

    Nmak Baray Shoq Se,
    Cheeni Aglay Chock Se

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  • AMRICAN:
    Hamry 1aadme ky Bazo nhe thy
    Ham ne bazo lagaye to wo
    Boksing ka muqabla jet gya
    INDIAN:
    Hamary 1aadme ke tangen nhe then ham ne us ke tangen lgayen
    To wo res me pihly nambr pr aaya
    PAKISTANI:
    Hamary 1aadme ka
    Dimaag nhe tha
    Ham ne use
    (Sinde tope)
    Pihnaye
    To wo hamary mulk ka
    Badshah ban gya

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  • Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hen?

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    Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Men Se
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    Pakistan Ka sadar Ban Jaaye…!

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  • Knowlege of the week.

    Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti

    Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai

    Dunya main pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

    Dunya main sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD- main hai.

    Dunya main sub se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai

    “Dunya main sab se bari “MASJID” ISTANBOL-TURKEY ” Main hai.

    Or dunya ka sab se KAMINA Insan PAKISTAN main Hay
    Han Wohi Wohi

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