Politics SMS

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write GOD a letter requesting for Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused & instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 & decided to write a Thank You note to GOD, which read:
“Dear GOD,
Thank You very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in Islamabad & those currupt n selfish donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

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8,10 Chitthar Mar Kr Fwd Kar dain.

Naam na Lena. Awaam khud smajhdar he.!!;-

ZARDARI Murgiyon Se Bola:
Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal 2.2 Anday Na Diye To Sab Ko Sawaat K Operation Ki Tarha ARMY Se Halaal Karwa Doonga.

Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar aik k nechay Se Usay 1 Anda Mila.

ZARDARI,
Tum Ne aik Anda Q Diya?

To Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Se Diya Hy
Waise Me MURGA Hon..:-D

Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain.

Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai,
Is Liye Band Hai

Nmak Baray Shoq Se,
Cheeni Aglay Chock Se

AMRICAN:
Hamry 1aadme ky Bazo nhe thy
Ham ne bazo lagaye to wo
Boksing ka muqabla jet gya
INDIAN:
Hamary 1aadme ke tangen nhe then ham ne us ke tangen lgayen
To wo res me pihly nambr pr aaya
PAKISTANI:
Hamary 1aadme ka
Dimaag nhe tha
Ham ne use
(Sinde tope)
Pihnaye
To wo hamary mulk ka
Badshah ban gya

Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hen?

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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Men Se
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Koi

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Pakistan Ka sadar Ban Jaaye…!

Knowlege of the week.

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti

Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai

Dunya main pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya main sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD- main hai.

Dunya main sub se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai

“Dunya main sab se bari “MASJID” ISTANBOL-TURKEY ” Main hai.

Or dunya ka sab se KAMINA Insan PAKISTAN main Hay
Han Wohi Wohi