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Aam aur Khas

anaomer — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000

’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Main Hospital Chala Gya

Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy

1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya

Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha

Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya

Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.

Geo Pakistan!:-)’

Bachna ae Gharibo

SMS-Dude — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:37:20 +0000

  Zardari
      ka
   Latest
    Song
" Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya
Noto Ka Aashiq
 Mulk Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda
HE HOO....:-

Overtime

SMS-Dude — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:34:58 +0000

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon…

Bacha Na Ho!

SMS-Dude — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:20:01 +0000

Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.

Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.
(page#302, paragraph#420, line#118).

Toyota

SMS-Dude — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:34:07 +0000

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Petrol bohat mehnga hai
Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
"KHOTA COROLLA"
Model 2010
petrol ka dushman
Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,
5:Years maintances free
Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL.

Cheeni & Aata

SMS-Dude — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:13:57 +0000

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.

Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.

American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He

Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

Question Paper

SMS-Dude — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:51:29 +0000

Question paper in year 2020

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Explain principle n working of a drone.
Think about it….

Arabic News

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:07 +0000

* =* =*ARaBIc NEWS* =* =*

HaaZa ZARDAaaRIun Anni DaTunn BaghairatUn Azaabun Fi InsanUn FasaadUn KhabeesUn, Asal-HaramdatUnn Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm, Bhum Bhum Damakatun Or to Or Hoor Sunn balancun chekun 12pais0n TAXun TunnUn KameenUn KUTTUN Da PutterUn Don’t DeletUn FrwdtUun FarzUunn…!

Entertainment Tax

SMS-Dude — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:46:57 +0000

A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine to a MAN for rape case.

MAN asked:
‘WHY 10800′?

Judge replied:
10000 for rape &
8% Entertainment Tax
By Zardaari..

Sadr-e-Pakistan

SMS-Dude — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:40:56 +0000

A TRUE STORY:

Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krta tha
1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia Gya
Darakht Bohot Khush Hua k Shukr Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGa
Lekn Darakht ki khushi us waqt khak me milgai
jub
Usko Kaat kar
Saddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana di gai.
TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us Pr ULLU bethta hy.

KESC / Wapda ka Zulm

SMS-Dude — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:49:20 +0000

Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kahe
“GUD NIGHT”

ya shaam ko kahe
“GUD MORNING”

ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

to samhaj len k wo KESC/WAPDA k zulm ka shikar hy
Bjli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.
Asay logon k leay dua keren
“ALLAH unhe sabr de
AAMEEN
Meri taraf se apko boht boht

“EID MUBARAK”

Bill Gates & Zardari

SMS-Dude — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:49:20 +0000

I studied but never topped,
today toppers of best universities r my employees.
(Bill Gates)

Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President.
(Zardari).

Load Shedding

SMS-Dude — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:49:19 +0000

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Pakistan Mein 1
Bar Phir
MAH-E-L0AD-SHEDING ka
CHAND Nzr Aa
Gya Hy
AWAM Qurbani
k Lye Tayar Ho Jaen.
"WAPDA"

PPP

SMS-Dude — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:24:20 +0000

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay

FARAAZ

Najanay logoon ko ‘PPP’ Ko Vote Dainay Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya…….????

Maqami Waqt

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:41 +0000

Assalam-o-alikum!

“Lahore,” Bahawalpur, Ør Us K MùZäFäT Me
Light janay Kä WäQt HùÄ chähTä Hä.

BäQì LöG ApÑè Äpnè Mäqami WÄqT k MùTäBq government ko galiyan dain

SMS Packages

SMS-Dude — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:49:26 +0000

Jb sms pacakags khtm hoga to sb se ziada 4 log khush hon gy.

. . Faraz. .
. . Pathan. .
. . Sardar. .
. . Kutta. .

G bilkul…. wohi kutta.
smjh to ap gay ho gy

Looto Pakistan

SMS-Dude — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:20:53 +0000

FILM
“Looto Pakistan”

HERO:
Zardari

HEROIN:
Shery Rehman

SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.

VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif

GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain

SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.

SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers

DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq

DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban

ACTION BY:
Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice

FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan

coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….

Finance Ministry

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write GOD a letter requesting for Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused & instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 & decided to write a Thank You note to GOD, which read:
“Dear GOD,
Thank You very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in Islamabad & those currupt n selfish donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

Awaam

SMS-Dude — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:24:37 +0000

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8,10 Chitthar Mar Kr Fwd Kar dain.
Naam na Lena. Awaam khud smajhdar he.!!;-

Army Operation!

SMS-Dude — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:50:40 +0000

ZARDARI Murgiyon Se Bola:
Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal 2.2 Anday Na Diye To Sab Ko Sawaat K Operation Ki Tarha ARMY Se Halaal Karwa Doonga.

Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar aik k nechay Se Usay 1 Anda Mila.

ZARDARI,
Tum Ne aik Anda Q Diya?

To Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Se Diya Hy
Waise Me MURGA Hon..:-D