Politics SMS

Choonti Marne Ka JaDeeD aur Aasan Tareeqa:

Cheeni Or Lal Mircho Ka Mixtüre Choonti Ko Dain

Mixtüre Khaty He Wo Pani Ki Talash My Niklegi

Jese He Wo Water Tank K Pas Jaye Üsy Dhaka Dain

Wo Bheeg Jaye gi
Or Khüd Ko Dry Krne K Lye Aag K Pas Jaye gi

Üsi Waqt Ap Aag My Bomb Phenk Dain

Wo Büri Terha Zakhmi Ho K Hospital My Admit Ho Jaye Gi

Wahan Ap Simply Üska OxyGen Mask Utar Dain

Choonti Mar Jaye Gi…!

Tokyo duniya ka pehla mlk ha jaha bekari nai hain.
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Lekin ab pakistan se ek bhekari wha chla gia ha.
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Ap samj to gai ho gai ho ge.

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“”"”"”"”"”"”
THIS HOUSE GIFT 4U!

cheak kar lena
Undr koi na ho
Q k BENAZIR ne kaha tha

hr ghr se BHUTTO nikle ga…

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I will make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Osama Bin Laden appeared…

Osama said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!