Politics SMS

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HaaZa ZARDAaaRIun Anni DaTunn BaghairatUn Azaabun Fi InsanUn FasaadUn KhabeesUn, Asal-HaramdatUnn Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm, Bhum Bhum Damakatun Or to Or Hoor Sunn balancun chekun 12pais0n TAXun TunnUn KameenUn KUTTUN Da PutterUn Don’t DeletUn FrwdtUun FarzUunn…!

A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine to a MAN for rape case.

MAN asked:
‘WHY 10800′?

Judge replied:
10000 for rape &
8% Entertainment Tax
By Zardaari..

A TRUE STORY:

Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Baitha Krta tha
1 din wo Darakht Kat Dia Gya
Darakht Bohot Khush Hua k Shukr Ab mujh Par Koi Ullu Nai BethyeGa
Lekn Darakht ki khushi us waqt khak me milgai
jub
Usko Kaat kar
Saddar e Pakistan ki kursi bana di gai.
TareeKh Gawah Hy Aj B Us Pr ULLU bethta hy.

Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kahe
“GUD NIGHT”

ya shaam ko kahe
“GUD MORNING”

ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

to samhaj len k wo KESC/WAPDA k zulm ka shikar hy
Bjli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.
Asay logon k leay dua keren
“ALLAH unhe sabr de
AAMEEN
Meri taraf se apko boht boht

“EID MUBARAK”

I studied but never topped,
today toppers of best universities r my employees.
(Bill Gates)

Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President.
(Zardari).

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Pakistan Mein 1
Bar Phir
MAH-E-L0AD-SHEDING ka
CHAND Nzr Aa
Gya Hy
AWAM Qurbani
k Lye Tayar Ho Jaen.
"WAPDA"

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay

FARAAZ

Najanay logoon ko ‘PPP’ Ko Vote Dainay Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya…….????