Politics SMS

Assalam-o-alikum!

“Lahore,” Bahawalpur, Ør Us K MùZäFäT Me
Light janay Kä WäQt HùÄ chähTä Hä.

BäQì LöG ApÑè Äpnè Mäqami WÄqT k MùTäBq government ko galiyan dain

Jb sms pacakags khtm hoga to sb se ziada 4 log khush hon gy.

. . Faraz. .
. . Pathan. .
. . Sardar. .
. . Kutta. .

G bilkul…. wohi kutta.
smjh to ap gay ho gy

FILM
“Looto Pakistan”

HERO:
Zardari

HEROIN:
Shery Rehman

SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.

VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif

GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain

SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.

SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers

DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq

DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban

ACTION BY:
Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice

FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan

coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write GOD a letter requesting for Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused & instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 & decided to write a Thank You note to GOD, which read:
“Dear GOD,
Thank You very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in Islamabad & those currupt n selfish donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

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8,10 Chitthar Mar Kr Fwd Kar dain.
Naam na Lena. Awaam khud smajhdar he.!!;-

ZARDARI Murgiyon Se Bola:
Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal 2.2 Anday Na Diye To Sab Ko Sawaat K Operation Ki Tarha ARMY Se Halaal Karwa Doonga.

Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar aik k nechay Se Usay 1 Anda Mila.

ZARDARI,
Tum Ne aik Anda Q Diya?

To Us Ne Kaha: Janab Ye B ARMY K Dar Se Diya Hy
Waise Me MURGA Hon..:-D

Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain.

Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai,
Is Liye Band Hai

Nmak Baray Shoq Se,
Cheeni Aglay Chock Se