Politics SMS

AMRICAN:
Hamry 1aadme ky Bazo nhe thy
Ham ne bazo lagaye to wo
Boksing ka muqabla jet gya
INDIAN:
Hamary 1aadme ke tangen nhe then ham ne us ke tangen lgayen
To wo res me pihly nambr pr aaya
PAKISTANI:
Hamary 1aadme ka
Dimaag nhe tha
Ham ne use
(Sinde tope)
Pihnaye
To wo hamary mulk ka
Badshah ban gya

Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hen?

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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Men Se
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Koi

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Pakistan Ka sadar Ban Jaaye…!

Knowlege of the week.

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti

Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai

Dunya main pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya main sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD- main hai.

Dunya main sub se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai

“Dunya main sab se bari “MASJID” ISTANBOL-TURKEY ” Main hai.

Or dunya ka sab se KAMINA Insan PAKISTAN main Hay
Han Wohi Wohi

Naya Tamaasha Naya Madaari,
Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari..

LUN pay charay Qoom ye saari,
Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari…

Nawaz ki MuTh kis ne maari,
Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari…

Musharraf ki Choyein kis ne Saari,
Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari…

Gilaani ki Gaand kis ne Phari,
Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari…

Mulk ka sab se bara Beupari,
Asif Zardari, Asif Zardari…

Wo Kon Sa Kutta Hai Jo Insan Ka Khun Chusta Hai?
(Uska Nam “Z” Se Shuru Hota Hai)
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Ans.
Zartier
South Africa Me Paya Jata Hai But
Apka jawab b thek hai;)

ZARDARI per EssEy Aap1952 me Paida hwy. Aap ne Begharti ki Ibtedai Taleem apny Mohaly se Shoro ki, or Aala Taleem k liye jail chly gay. Jb Dkait hony ka Crtifict hasil hoa to Ap ny Hukomat k Khzany ko Lotny k Plan bnany shoro kr diy or phr Benzir se shadi ki. Ap ny Profssional Begharti ka Aghaz km umri mai hi kr dya or Jld he Mr.10%Mshoor ho gae. Phir kurse-e-sadarat pe aa bethe or mulk lootne mein apna muqam banaya. apki wafat ka poori qoum ko be chainee sey intizar hai ;-)

Naam Jida Zardari A,

O Banda Nai Bemari A,

Samaj Nai Andi Lokaan No,

A bander A k Madari A,

A Saade Nal Kray Ga Ki,

Jinay Apni Bevi Mari A,

ma ni Kenda Apne Walloon,

A Kendi Dunya Saari A,

Agay BUSH Noo Chittar Wajay San,

Hun Lagda Es di Wari A,

Jo A msg agay Na Bhejy,

O v samjo Doja Zrdari A.