Politics SMS

Teacher:
Beta billi ki awaz nikalo.
Bacha:
Meow! Meow!
Teacher:
Good, ab kutte ki awaz nikalo.
Bacha:
Pakistan khappe!
Pakistan khappe!

Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna dia jae to usay kya kahenge?

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zahir hay Kutta hi kahenge.

Lekin soch ap ki bhe ghalt nai hai.

QAUMi TARANA 2010:

Zardari ki zamin shad baad

Bijli jaye hr ghante baad

Tu nishane corruption aalishaan

Arz-e-Zardaristan

Shad baad Sindh abaad

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam

Atte , gas, bijli ka bohraan

Qaum Mulq sb gharak, nawaz, wakeel paa-in-da baad

Benazir dunya se farar

Parcham e sitar o hilal

Khoon mein runga sara saal

Bhool apna mazi shan e hal

Jaan e istaqlal…SAYA E AMERICA SAR PE SAWAR!.

Quaid-e-Azam ne pai dukan…

Wicho niklya Pakistan…

Pakistan di gali gali…

Wicho niklya Liaqat Ali..

Liaqat Ali ne khada paan…

Wicho niklya Ayoob Khan…

Ayoob Khan ne liandi car…

Wicho niklya Zulifqar…

Zulifqar di wadi akh…

Wicho niklya Zia-ul-Haq…

Zia-ul-Haq ne khadi kheer…

Wicho nikli Benazeer…

Benazeer ne dhoya manja…

Wicho niklya Nawaz Ganja…

Nwaz shrif ne lyanda sarf…

Wicho niklya Pervaiz Musharaf…

Pervaiz musharaf ne keeti ghaddari..

Wicho niklya Asif Zardari…

Asif Zardari wich wajja rera…

Aago waikho kanjar kera??’

1-admi ne Fish pakri
jab ghar aaya to dekha
Na gas
Na ata
Na bijli
Na oil
admi wapis Fish ko darya me phenk aaya
Fish upar aai or zor se chilai

Geo ZARDARI.

Teacher : Wo konsa event tha jo na hota tu “PAKISTAN” khush-haal hota?

Student : Musharaf ki maa ki shaadi.. :-)

“Ahmed Faraz” k Baad Ab Benazeer Assmaan se likhti hen, A for apple. B for banana..! Bilawal k abbu zara jaldi “uper” ana….!

(Sab kaho AaameeN)