Politics SMS

Yar main Apna number off krne laga hoon

QK bar bar calls aa rai hain…
…k..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Punjab k cheif minister ki seat sanbhal lo…;-)

Bush ko agar joota nai laga to kia defect hai..?

wa wa

joota nai laga to kia defect hai..?

Aakhir jootay ki b to koi self respect hai…

Aap jese Jawaan BACHAY Khoobsurat Bachiyon ki Amanat Hain,
Apne Aap ko Expired AUNTIES Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhain

Wazart-E- GIRLS, Hukumat-E-Boys

Kisi B Film Ka naam Sochen or Us k Aage “Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mein” Lga Den,

Phir Dekhen Hans Hans Kar Pait Me Dard Ho Jaega

For Example: Hulchul-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Me

Main Hoon Na-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Me

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jainge-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti me

Lage Raho Munna Bhai-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Me

kuch kuch hota ha Gandhi ji ki Dhoti me

Aa ab lot chale gandhi ji ki dhoti me

koi mil gya
gandhi ji ki Dhoti me

Sheikh Rasheed in a Romantic Mood to his Girlfriend: “Darling I wanna be a Part of Your Body”

Girlfriend: “No Thanks, I already have an Ass Hole.

During his speech in White House,John F. Kennedy,the former president of America said to Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto,: “u don’t know…
U r standing in d greatest building of America.”

Bhutto replied wid a smiling face,: “unfortunatly u dont know d greatest building of America is under my feet.!

Jis Ghar mein kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nahi aatay!
.
.
.
yeh mulk hamara ghar hai …!
.
.
.
.
.
baqi tusi samajh te gaye hi hovo ge …!