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Punjabi Dirty Sms & Text Messages

  • 1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

    Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
    BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

    Sardar:
    Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
    Bhen Chod,
    Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

  • Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
    Paawangi”
    Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

    Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

  • Sardar! kal pehli vari main bv di yaad Bhulan wasty sharab Di Botal da Sahara laeta..

    Friend:Faer ke hoya?

    SARDAR:Hona ki C.. Lulli phas gai Botel Vich!!*

  • Aik Sardar ki Lulli pe Makhi Dang maar gai

    Lulli Suj gai to dard zyada ho gya.

    Us ki biwi Doctor se boli: Doctor dard theek kar dein par Sojan rehney dein,

  • 1 chohdry manji khreed k wapis ghar ja rha tha, raste mein us 1 admi mila

    1 admi: Ch saab kidron aa re je?

    Ch: manji le k.

    1 admi: kine di a?
    Ch: 2000 di.

    1 admi: Ch saab tusi te bund hi mrwa ae je.

    Agey 2sra admi mila us ne b ye hi swal kia.

    Ch: 1000 di.
    2 admi: Ch saab tusi te bund hi mrwa ae je.

    Agey 3sra admi mila us ne pucha Ch saab kidron aa re o.

    Ch ghusse se: Bund mrwa k.
    Admi: Manji naal le gae so?

  • Sardar sharab p k BV k (bund) pe kiss pe kiss kiye ja rha tha k
    Bv ki hawa nikal gai.

    Sardar, BV se bola:
    Sohnyo Kadi tooth paste v kar lya karo..

  • Sardar Khoti ko Chod raha tha.
    BV dekh kar heran reh gai.
    ‘Wai tenu sharam ni enu Chodan lagyan.
    Sardar: Hun assi tere chakar ich purani yari te ni chad sakde.

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