Woman to doctor “a vibrator is stuck in my pussy”
Doctor “lay down, I will take it out”
Woman “NO!, pls. change its battery”

Ek boy apni girl friend ko kiss karaha tha aur aik hath se choot main ungli karaha tha
Girl: Janu tmhari ring mujhe chub rahi hai usy utar do
Boy: Darling woh ring nahi meri wacth hai…