Santa Banta SMS

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Santa: Oye! Banta what r u doing yar?

Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.

Santa: But Why?

Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this…

Malik Makan: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Santa: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Eid

K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek sher likha.

“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,

Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

Santa Apni GF ko I Love You kehta or Gir Jata
Girl- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- I M Falling in Love.