SMS Dude! » Santa Banta SMS http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Preeto & Bantahttp://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/preeto-banta/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/preeto-banta/#comments Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 9667057877 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13224 Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/preeto-banta/feed/ 0 Cheating in Examhttp://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/cheating-in-exam/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/cheating-in-exam/#comments Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 9667057877 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13227 Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/cheating-in-exam/feed/ 0 Santa to Bantahttp://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-to-banta/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-to-banta/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:44:35 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=10135 Santa: Oye! Banta what r u doing yar?

Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.

Santa: But Why?

Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this…

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k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Santa: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Eid

K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

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“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,

Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-ka-gift/feed/ 0 Santa in Bombayhttp://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-in-bombay/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-in-bombay/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:07:12 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=9178 Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

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Girl- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- I M Falling in Love.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-fall-in-love/feed/ 0 Santa to Bhagwanhttp://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-to-god/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-to-god/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:38:56 +0000 tapan http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8936 Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Mein
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya-
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-to-god/feed/ 0 No Breaks!!!http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/no-breaks/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/no-breaks/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:38:56 +0000 tapan http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8948 Police man: Stop, stop, tumhari headlights kaam nahi kar rahi,wo bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi se hat jao! brakes bhi kam nahi kar rahe.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/no-breaks/feed/ 0 Santa’s Childrenhttp://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santas-children/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santas-children/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:38:56 +0000 tapan http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8951 Santa ka ladka-Im a Complan boy
Snta K ladki-Im a Complain Girl
Snta:Ye kya Chakkar he Peda mene kra name kisi orka?

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Snta Gusse Me Beti Se-
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Luga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santas-daughter-lover/feed/ 0 ODI ya T20http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/odi-ya-t20/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/odi-ya-t20/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:02:54 +0000 tapan http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8621 Santa Ki Maa ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi
Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha ki TEST honge
SANTA:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa lo.

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puchta he:Ye konsa
station he?
santa ne bahut socha
Or bola
ye Railway-Station he.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/railway-station/feed/ 0 Santa to Doctorhttp://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-to-doctor/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-to-doctor/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:26:32 +0000 tapan http://www.smsdude.com/?p=8588 Doctor: which soap u use?
Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush
Dr: Is gopal an international company
Santa: No gopal is my
room mate.

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