Santa Banta SMS

Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Mein
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya-
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

Police man: Stop, stop, tumhari headlights kaam nahi kar rahi,wo bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi se hat jao! brakes bhi kam nahi kar rahe.

Santa ka ladka-Im a Complan boy
Snta K ladki-Im a Complain Girl
Snta:Ye kya Chakkar he Peda mene kra name kisi orka?

Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-”I LOVE YOU”
Snta Gusse Me Beti Se-
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Luga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Usse Wapis Bhejo.

Santa Ki Maa ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi
Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha ki TEST honge
SANTA:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa lo.

1 Aadmi train se utar k
puchta he:Ye konsa
station he?
santa ne bahut socha
Or bola
ye Railway-Station he.

Doctor: which soap u use?
Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush
Dr: Is gopal an international company
Santa: No gopal is my
room mate.