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  • Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai

    Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
    Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
    Apne Aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega

  • 1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
    “1 Larki
    Qad 5 ft
    Rung Gora
    Nam Geta
    Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

  • 1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

    Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
    BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

    Sardar:
    Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
    Bhen Chod,
    Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

  • Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
    Paawangi”
    Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

    Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

  • Sardar! kal pehli vari main bv di yaad Bhulan wasty sharab Di Botal da Sahara laeta..

    Friend:Faer ke hoya?

    SARDAR:Hona ki C.. Lulli phas gai Botel Vich!!*

  • Ek Sardar ne white Dhoti or Red kameez pehni hoi thi.
    College girl,
    Wo dekho Red & White Sardar.
    Sardar ne dhoti Oper ki Or kaha King Size filter k Sath

  • Sardar:Wo konsi cheez tez chalti he jis k 4 Wheel hain?

    Pathan:Car
    Sardar:Ghalat TOYOTA Car

    Next Q :Wo kya he jis k 2 Wheel he or tez chalti he?

    Pathan:Bike

    Sardar: No HONDA Bike

    Pathan bola ab Me Sawal karonga

    Pathan:idhr baal udhr baal beech Me lakeer?

    Sardar:kuss

    Pathan:Galat
    TERI MAA ki kuss!!

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