Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai

Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
Apne Aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega

1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.

Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga

Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.

Sardar! kal pehli vari main bv di yaad Bhulan wasty sharab Di Botal da Sahara laeta..

Friend:Faer ke hoya?

SARDAR:Hona ki C.. Lulli phas gai Botel Vich!!*

Ek Sardar ne white Dhoti or Red kameez pehni hoi thi.
College girl,
Wo dekho Red & White Sardar.
Sardar ne dhoti Oper ki Or kaha King Size filter k Sath

Sardar:Wo konsi cheez tez chalti he jis k 4 Wheel hain?

Pathan:Car
Sardar:Ghalat TOYOTA Car

Next Q :Wo kya he jis k 2 Wheel he or tez chalti he?

Pathan:Bike

Sardar: No HONDA Bike

Pathan bola ab Me Sawal karonga

Pathan:idhr baal udhr baal beech Me lakeer?

Sardar:kuss

Pathan:Galat
TERI MAA ki kuss!!