Sardar SMS

Srdar:New car kb li?

2nd srdar: Kl mjy 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli
Jo chahiy le lo me car le aya
Srdar:Changa kita kpry ki krne c

100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
k achanak kashti ruk gaai!

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sub doob gaay

kaisay?
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Sardar Thay Na!

Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!

Sardar:Light nhi hy to kam bkht pankha to chla do,

Aakhir sardar ho na aql to hy hi nhi,

Sardarni:pankha chla dya to mom batti bujh jaye gi na”.

Sardarni:
Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?

Sardar shokha ho k:
Haan ji chala laynda wan.

Sardarni:
Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP!

1 Sardar maliria se kanp raha tha.
Doctor aya or pocha kia howa hy?
Us k bete ne kaha k:Bimari ka to kuch pta nai pr Abba subha se
“VIBRATION”pr hai

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larka Bola
Stand up ! Kon ho tum..?

Sardar bola : Tum Kon ho ?

Larka : ME Monitor Hun..

Sardar: ME C.P.U hun.