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Sardar SMS & Text Messages

  • New Car

    Srdar:New car kb li?

    2nd srdar: Kl mjy 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli
    Jo chahiy le lo me car le aya
    Srdar:Changa kita kpry ki krne c

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  • 100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
    k achanak kashti ruk gaai!

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    sub doob gaay

    kaisay?
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    Sardar Thay Na!

    Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!

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  • Pankha

    Sardar:Light nhi hy to kam bkht pankha to chla do,

    Aakhir sardar ho na aql to hy hi nhi,

    Sardarni:pankha chla dya to mom batti bujh jaye gi na”.

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  • Sardarni:
    Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?

    Sardar shokha ho k:
    Haan ji chala laynda wan.

    Sardarni:
    Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.

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  • Stop!

    Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP!

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  • 1 Sardar maliria se kanp raha tha.
    Doctor aya or pocha kia howa hy?
    Us k bete ne kaha k:Bimari ka to kuch pta nai pr Abba subha se
    “VIBRATION”pr hai

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  • CPU

    Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larka Bola
    Stand up ! Kon ho tum..?

    Sardar bola : Tum Kon ho ?

    Larka : ME Monitor Hun..

    Sardar: ME C.P.U hun.

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