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Chips

SMS-Dude — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:27:51 +0000

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

Sardar ka Tota

SMS-Dude — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:42:49 +0000

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!

Enjoy!

SMS-Dude — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:34:21 +0000

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

Pathan Sardar Mix

SMS-Dude — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:07 +0000

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

Mother Tongue

SMS-Dude — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:07:51 +0000

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

ICU

SMS-Dude — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 16:10:03 +0000

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

then . . .

Suddenly . . .

Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

Picnic

SMS-Dude — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:40:57 +0000

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

Najomi

SMS-Dude — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:40:56 +0000

Sardar di kuri:
abbu kal na apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghatt jayega.

aglay din wo larki bhaag gayi

Sardar:
kamm te kuri ne changa nai kita par hai o NAJOMI…!

Next Year

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:41 +0000

Sardar ji & his wife applied for divorce in the court.
Judge ask: how would u divide your kids

you have 3 kids?

Sardar ji: ok, then we will apply next year.

Balle Balle

SMS-Dude — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:36:04 +0000

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia
to
wo Khushi se chillaya;
Ballay Ballay..
Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya..

Nurse chillai;
Kanjra Kuri hoi a.
“Meri Ungal chad.”

Kanjra

SMS-Dude — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:46:58 +0000

Sardar bohat mushkl say baag kr bus pr swar hoa or Driver say kha:

Aa Bus Teri Maa lgdi a?
Dvr:Nhi
Sdr:Te Pehn lgdi aa?
Dvr:Nhi
Sdr:te Kanjra Charn Q nai denda..

Loose Motions

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:03 +0000

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS
&
Sardar Frm PUNJAB UNVRSTY
1 Comon Ques
Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light.
HRVD: Thought.
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye.

Sardar: Loose Motions.
Bcoz
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed
&
B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
It Was All Over.!!!

New Car

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

Srdar:New car kb li?

2nd srdar: Kl mjy 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli
Jo chahiy le lo me car le aya
Srdar:Changa kita kpry ki krne c

100 Sardar

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
k achanak kashti ruk gaai!

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Aur
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sub doob gaay

kaisay?
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Sardar Thay Na!

Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!

Pankha

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

Sardar:Light nhi hy to kam bkht pankha to chla do,

Aakhir sardar ho na aql to hy hi nhi,

Sardarni:pankha chla dya to mom batti bujh jaye gi na”.

Naak Saaf Kar Lo!

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

Sardarni:
Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?

Sardar shokha ho k:
Haan ji chala laynda wan.

Sardarni:
Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.

Stop!

SMS-Dude — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:13:02 +0000

Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP!

Vibration

SMS-Dude — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:26:46 +0000

1 Sardar maliria se kanp raha tha.
Doctor aya or pocha kia howa hy?
Us k bete ne kaha k:Bimari ka to kuch pta nai pr Abba subha se
“VIBRATION”pr hai

CPU

SMS-Dude — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:51:07 +0000

Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larka Bola
Stand up ! Kon ho tum..?

Sardar bola : Tum Kon ho ?

Larka : ME Monitor Hun..

Sardar: ME C.P.U hun.

Salesman to Sardar

SMS-Dude — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:31:40 +0000

Sales man:
Pa ji cockroach k liye powder ley lo

Sardar:
Na pa jee cakroch nu ena v free ni krna,
aj powder lay dita ty kal bodyspray mangey ga!