Sardar SMS

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS
&
Sardar Frm PUNJAB UNVRSTY
1 Comon Ques
Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light.
HRVD: Thought.
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye.

Sardar: Loose Motions.
Bcoz
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed
&
B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
It Was All Over.!!!