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  • Sardar:Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor deyan ga

    Pas khara 1 admi bola sardar g daant to 32 hote hain

    Sardar: Menu pta c to vich bolen ga,
    Tere v mila k dasse ne.

  • Cäll Girl :
    ” Sex karo
    Gey ? ”

    Sardar :
    Meri Wife Jaisa karwao gi kya?

    Call Girl :
    Tumhari Wife kaisay karwati
    Hai ?

    Sardar :
    ” MuFt Mein “

  • Sardar to Doctor: Mujhy ek problem hy.
    Doctor: Kya?
    Sardar: Baat karte waqt Aadmi dikhaai nahi deta.
    Doctor: aisa kab hota hy?
    Sardar: phone kartey waqt.;-)

  • Jageer Daar Ik
    Sardar Sy:
    Agr Mein Subah Apni Car Mein Niklon To Shaam Tak Mein Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Deakh Sakta
    Sardar:
    Hamary Pas B Pehly Aisi Hi Car Thi.

  • Hindu 2 wife- priya sawera ho gaya jago.

    Muslim-Begum chand dhal gaya jago.

    Christ-darling its dawn,get up.

    Sardar- sohnyo utho tatti shatti ni karni

  • American: We are the 1st on the moon.
    Sardar: We ll b d 1st on the Sun.
    American: You cant go on the Sun, u wil burn!!
    Sardar: We r not stupid,
    we go at night.

  • Sardar Kon Bany Ga
    Cror pati mein

    Q. what’s ur father name?

    Sardar plz option?

    A.dilawer
    B.changez
    C.feroz
    D.sultan

    sardar: life line 50/50

    A.dilawer
    C.feroz

    sardar: audience vote

    75% dilawer
    25% feroz

    sardar: My last life line phone a friend

    Kis ko call karen gey?

    Sardar: Apni maa ko, :-)

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