Sardar SMS

Sardar:Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor deyan ga

Pas khara 1 admi bola sardar g daant to 32 hote hain

Sardar: Menu pta c to vich bolen ga,
Tere v mila k dasse ne.

Cäll Girl :
” Sex karo
Gey ? ”

Sardar :
Meri Wife Jaisa karwao gi kya?

Call Girl :
Tumhari Wife kaisay karwati
Hai ?

Sardar :
” MuFt Mein “

Sardar to Doctor: Mujhy ek problem hy.
Doctor: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt Aadmi dikhaai nahi deta.
Doctor: aisa kab hota hy?
Sardar: phone kartey waqt.;-)

Jageer Daar Ik
Sardar Sy:
Agr Mein Subah Apni Car Mein Niklon To Shaam Tak Mein Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Deakh Sakta
Sardar:
Hamary Pas B Pehly Aisi Hi Car Thi.

Hindu 2 wife- priya sawera ho gaya jago.

Muslim-Begum chand dhal gaya jago.

Christ-darling its dawn,get up.

Sardar- sohnyo utho tatti shatti ni karni

Sardar Kon Bany Ga
Cror pati mein

Q. what’s ur father name?

Sardar plz option?

A.dilawer
B.changez
C.feroz
D.sultan

sardar: life line 50/50

A.dilawer
C.feroz

sardar: audience vote

75% dilawer
25% feroz

sardar: My last life line phone a friend

Kis ko call karen gey?

Sardar: Apni maa ko, :-)

Light chali gai to sardar ne kaha, “Pankha to chala do” sardar ki biwi ne jawab dya Kardi na Pathano wali bat” Pankha chalega to mombatti nhi bujh jaye gi