Sardar SMS

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya.

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo.

Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying
Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all
Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!

BRITISH:U know swimming?
Sardar:no
British:dog is better than u, it swims.
Sardar: u know swimming?
British:yes
Sardar:whats the difference between u and dog. :-)

sardar ji tree par charrahy thay
monkey nay pocha : yahan kuin ay ho
sardar : ji apple khany
monkey : magr ye tou mango tree hay
sardar : ji apple sath laya hon..

Sardar: Agr ek Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga:-)

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi…

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?

Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.