Sardar SMS

Ssrdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:

Boss was happy & asked what he did?

Ssrdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda.

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

Interviewer : What is your birth date?

Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer: Which year?

Sardar furiously: Stupid…Every Year .

A man jumped in water&didnt cum out

Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out

A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
“human beings r soluble in water”

1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey..

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and Quaid-e-Azam???

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Sardar replied:

“All were born on Government Holidays”.