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  • Ssrdar got new job:
    1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:

    Boss was happy & asked what he did?

    Ssrdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

  • Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda.

    Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

    Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

  • Interviewer : What is your birth date?

    Sardar:13th October.

    Interviewer: Which year?

    Sardar furiously: Stupid…Every Year .

  • A man jumped in water&didnt cum out

    Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out

    A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
    “human beings r soluble in water”

  • 1st Sardar:
    Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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    2nd Sardar:
    Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey..

  • 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

    Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

    Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

  • What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and Quaid-e-Azam???

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    Sardar replied:

    “All were born on Government Holidays”.

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