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  • Sardar di kuri:
    abbu kal na apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghatt jayega.

    aglay din wo larki bhaag gayi

    Sardar:
    kamm te kuri ne changa nai kita par hai o NAJOMI…!

  • Sardar ji & his wife applied for divorce in the court.
    Judge ask: how would u divide your kids

    you have 3 kids?

    Sardar ji: ok, then we will apply next year.

  • Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia
    to
    wo Khushi se chillaya;
    Ballay Ballay..
    Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya..

    Nurse chillai;
    Kanjra Kuri hoi a.
    “Meri Ungal chad.”

  • Sardar bohat mushkl say baag kr bus pr swar hoa or Driver say kha:

    Aa Bus Teri Maa lgdi a?
    Dvr:Nhi
    Sdr:Te Pehn lgdi aa?
    Dvr:Nhi
    Sdr:te Kanjra Charn Q nai denda..

  • 4 Guys
    1 From HARVARD
    1 From OXFORD
    1 TEXAS
    &
    Sardar Frm PUNJAB UNVRSTY
    1 Comon Ques
    Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
    OXF: Light.
    HRVD: Thought.
    TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye.

    Sardar: Loose Motions.
    Bcoz
    Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed
    &
    B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
    It Was All Over.!!!

  • Srdar:New car kb li?

    2nd srdar: Kl mjy 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli
    Jo chahiy le lo me car le aya
    Srdar:Changa kita kpry ki krne c

  • 100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
    k achanak kashti ruk gaai!

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    Aur
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    sub doob gaay

    kaisay?
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    Sardar Thay Na!

    Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!

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