Sardar SMS

Sardar di kuri:
abbu kal na apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghatt jayega.

aglay din wo larki bhaag gayi

Sardar:
kamm te kuri ne changa nai kita par hai o NAJOMI…!

Sardar ji & his wife applied for divorce in the court.
Judge ask: how would u divide your kids

you have 3 kids?

Sardar ji: ok, then we will apply next year.

Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia
to
wo Khushi se chillaya;
Ballay Ballay..
Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya..

Nurse chillai;
Kanjra Kuri hoi a.
“Meri Ungal chad.”

Sardar bohat mushkl say baag kr bus pr swar hoa or Driver say kha:

Aa Bus Teri Maa lgdi a?
Dvr:Nhi
Sdr:Te Pehn lgdi aa?
Dvr:Nhi
Sdr:te Kanjra Charn Q nai denda..

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS
&
Sardar Frm PUNJAB UNVRSTY
1 Comon Ques
Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light.
HRVD: Thought.
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye.

Sardar: Loose Motions.
Bcoz
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed
&
B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
It Was All Over.!!!

Srdar:New car kb li?

2nd srdar: Kl mjy 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli
Jo chahiy le lo me car le aya
Srdar:Changa kita kpry ki krne c

100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
k achanak kashti ruk gaai!

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Sardar Thay Na!

Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!