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  • Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now”.

    Doctor: Is this her first child?
    Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..

  • Sardar Pathan se:
    Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

    Pathan:
    O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do.

  • Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
    Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
    Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
    Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister

  • Sardarji is filling up a job application………
    He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
    Then came the column Salary Expected…….
    After much thought he writes: Yes…

  • Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
    Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

  • Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

    Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
    I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA…

  • In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
    instead of bullet proof jacket
    why?
    ?
    ?
    ?

    Saradar replied:
    O jis wich machar nai war sakda
    goli kithon lange gi

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