Sardar SMS

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now”.

Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do.

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister

Sardarji is filling up a job application………
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected…….
After much thought he writes: Yes…

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA…

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?

Saradar replied:
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi