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Sardar SMS & Text Messages

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  • Sardar:Light nhi hy to kam bkht pankha to chla do,

    Aakhir sardar ho na aql to hy hi nhi,

    Sardarni:pankha chla dya to mom batti bujh jaye gi na”.

  • Sardarni:
    Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?

    Sardar shokha ho k:
    Haan ji chala laynda wan.

    Sardarni:
    Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.

  • Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP!

  • 1 Sardar maliria se kanp raha tha.
    Doctor aya or pocha kia howa hy?
    Us k bete ne kaha k:Bimari ka to kuch pta nai pr Abba subha se
    “VIBRATION”pr hai

  • Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larka Bola
    Stand up ! Kon ho tum..?

    Sardar bola : Tum Kon ho ?

    Larka : ME Monitor Hun..

    Sardar: ME C.P.U hun.

  • Sales man:
    Pa ji cockroach k liye powder ley lo

    Sardar:
    Na pa jee cakroch nu ena v free ni krna,
    aj powder lay dita ty kal bodyspray mangey ga!

  • Sardar & Sardarni in a Bus:
    Sardarni:
    “Suno G,
    Pichay Wala meri qameez wich hath panda peya ay”
    Sardar:
    “Tu chinta na ker, Onu ki pata k batwa ta meray kol ay.

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