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Sardar SMS & Text Messages

SMS and text messages including Sardar SMS Jokes, Desi SMS Jokes, Sardarji Jokes, Sardar Funny SMS, Sardar Text Messages and much more!

Pankha
Sardar:Light nhi hy to kam bkht pankha to chla do,
Aakhir sardar ho na aql to hy hi nhi,
Sardarni:pankha chla dya to mom batti bujh jaye gi na”.
in Sardar SMS
Naak Saaf Kar Lo!
Sardarni:
Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?
Sardar shokha ho k:
Haan ji chala laynda wan.
Sardarni:
Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.
in Sardar SMS
Stop!
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins, He named Max & Climax. Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP!
in Sardar SMS
Vibration
1 Sardar maliria se kanp raha tha.
Doctor aya or pocha kia howa hy?
Us k bete ne kaha k:Bimari ka to kuch pta nai pr Abba subha se
“VIBRATION”pr hai
in Sardar SMS
CPU
Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larka Bola
Stand up ! Kon ho tum..?
Sardar bola : Tum Kon ho ?
Larka : ME Monitor Hun..
Sardar: ME C.P.U hun.
in Sardar SMS
Salesman to Sardar
Sales man:
Pa ji cockroach k liye powder ley lo
Sardar:
Na pa jee cakroch nu ena v free ni krna,
aj powder lay dita ty kal bodyspray mangey ga!
in Sardar SMS
Batwa
Sardar & Sardarni in a Bus:
Sardarni:
“Suno G,
Pichay Wala meri qameez wich hath panda peya ay”
Sardar:
“Tu chinta na ker, Onu ki pata k batwa ta meray kol ay.
in Sardar SMS