Sardar SMS

Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aa Rahe Ho ,Tumhe Shram Nahi Aati?

Sardar:-

Oh Janab Tusi Roz Aanday O, Tuwano Te Fer Duub marna ChahiDa Ae.

Sardar ki shadi hui
SUHAG rat ko sardar kambal orh k Sogaya

BV boli
ji meri Tangon k beech 1 Sorakh hy

Sardar:
Me B Bolon
Ye Thandi hawa kahan se arhe hy?

1 sardar Baap Ki Death Pr Bht Roya Phir Uski Sister Ka Fone Aaya Fone Sun Kr Aor B Rony Lga.
Logon Ny Pucha ab kya hua hy?
Sardar:Meri Behen Da Abba Vi Mar Gya.

Pagal khanay ka In-Charge to sardar:
Aap theek hain is liye apko release kia ja raha ha..magr afsos k kal jis pagal ko ap ne Swimming-Pool mai dobney se bachaya tha..aaj us ne phanda dal kar khud’kushi karli.
Pagal sardar:
Us ne khud’kushi nahi ki ha..wo to mane usay sookhne k liye taang dia ta

Teacher : Sabaq parh tu sadakat ka imanat ka shujaat ka…

Sardar : L0, ker lo gal,
Apna sabak te yad nai h0nda tay hun ina da v parhiye?

Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki

Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kyon kia?

Srdar bola mery Waalid ne kaha tha k’

Museebt jitni chhoti ho utni achi.

Teach: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut ke Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai?

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Sardar Kafi Der Sochne ke Baad: Dono Pe Amrood Nahi lagtay…