Sardar SMS

Sardar Ke Hath Mein Cut Lag Gaya.

Nurse: Is Mein 12 Tankey Lagenge.

Sardar: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 5000

Sardar: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani. :-)

sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sardar meine apni biwi ko matric krwaya inter krwaya b.com kerwaya phir mba karwaya ab nokri dilwai ab kiya krun?
Pathan: ab ek aacha sa larka dekh ke uski shadi kerwadey ;)

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Help Line Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not Current Bill my Mobile Bill

Shayari by Sardar-
‘Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga.
*EnjoY*

Modern Sardar: Dhotee with zip

Sardar Businessman: Blank Visiting Card

Clever Sardar: Looking through a keyhole of a glass door ;)

1 Sikh ne apni maa ko apni pic bheji. Tasveer khenchte waqt 1 gadha b shot mei aa gaya. Sikh ne ehtayatan likha

Bebay foto peji ae, Ae khaby paasy ma aan ;-)