Sardar SMS

Sardar G: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, Vaise hoya kee see?

Friend: Goli lagi see mathay vich

Sardar G: Rub da shukar kr k akh bach gaye@

sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.

freind: pani ko ullu?
woh kaise?

sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur
thande pani say naha lia.

Policeman : jail may kaisy aaye?
Sardar : media ki larki interview kar rahi thi us k SEENAY per “PRESS” likha howa tha or may nay press kar diya…

Srdarni: puttar Tjhe Delhi Jane Me 1din Lga Or Wapsi Me 3Din,Wo B New Car Se?
Srdar:Maa Ye Car Bnane Wale B Pagal Hn,Jane K Ly 4Gear Or Ane KLy Srf 1Revers Gear

Sardar: Aj main apni class di sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.
Friend:O kiwein?
Sardar: class Lagi c . . Main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita,
O teacher de nak te ja wajeya,
Oney Gusey wich pucheya k ae kinay keeta?
Main os kuri da naa Le litta
Phas gayi vichari

Sardar in a plane feels v0miting & asked 4 a vomit bag

Air Hostess gave him
After few minutes whn she came back everybody was vomiting except sardar

She was surprised & asked,sardar ji in sab ko kya hua?

Sardar:me ulti kiti, in logan nu buri lagi te mein wapas pi gya

Sardar G ne naee nikker li

Sarey gaon ko dhoti ooper kr k dikhatey rahey

Pr ghar aa k dekha to…….
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Nikker almaari mein pari hui thi.