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  • Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

    “Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

  • APPEAL

    Sania Mirza ab PAKISTAN ki bhabi bungai he islie un k tenis match me

    unki

    HEALTHY HIPS

    SEXY LEGS

    nd

    BOUNCY BOOBS
    ko izat ki nigah se dekhen
    shukria

    From=
    Shoaib malik

  • Totay ne sex ki goli kha li or garam ho gaya
    malik ne usay thanda karnay k liye firizer mai rakh dyia
    20 mint bad us ne darwaza khola to tota pasinay maiduba huwa tha
    Malik:* abay tujhay itna pasina q aya hoa hai ?
    Tota:tujhey kyia malum jami hoi murgi ki tangay kholna kitna mushkil kam hay.

  • Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix

    Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia

    Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara

    Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta

    Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara

    Lun Hai Khara
    9 Inch Bara
    Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja

    O Jan e jan
    le lo zra
    mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
    Baby I fucK U
    Baby I fuck u so more
    Baby i fuck U.

  • 1 LRKA 1 LRKI Ko KhaLi Ghar m Le Kr Jata hai

    Lrki Boht Sexy Hoti h

    Lrki N Nite Dres Pehna Hota Hai

    Js M Hr Chez Nzr Aa rhi Hoti H

    Lrki Bistr P Late Jati Hai

    Lrka Us K Pass Ata Hai. . . .

    Aur

    Aur

    To be continue…

    Load Rs.50 In My Number & Enjoy The NEXT EPISODE.

  • Boy: Kia may ap ka software dekh sakta hoo? Girl: Ok lekin Pehlay mujhay apna hardware to dikao! Boy: (Dikhatey huway) Girl: oh ap ka processor to Intel P4 hay! Boy: thanks… Ab may isay install kar loo? Girl: Haa magar meri software zara nazuk hay. Apnay hardware ko anti virus cover laga kar aaram say install karo. Lekin time kitna lageyga? Boy: installation to 5 minute may hojayegi lekin folder 9 mahiney me khuley ga.

  • Color of you underwear show ur mood:
    Black: Sexy
    Red: Wild
    Pink: Seductive
    Blue: Romantic
    White: Calm
    Yellow: It’s time to change it…

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