Shayari SMS

Safar pyaar”ka Dushwar Kitna ha,

Magar Dekhna ha k Koi Wafadar Kitna ha?

Yahi Soch k Use Kabhi Manga Nahi Meny,

Usey Parkhna ha k Wo Mera Talbgar Kitna ha?

Ae zindagi mujh se yeh dagha na kar,

mein jiyon us k bina ye dua na kar,

koi dekhe bhi usay to hoti hai jalan,

Ae hawa ab to bhi usay chua na kar.

Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota Puppi aa K mar gya
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Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro
Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the
Zardari: ye Kia hai?
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Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K
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me zardari ka driver hun
Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai
Unhon ne agli bat suni hi nai

logo meri ankhain khareedo ge?

mujhe ik khaab ka tawan karna hai…

Na jala itny diye meri raah-e-guzar mein “Wasi”

K manzil ko bhool k mujhy raaho’n sy pyar ho jaye…

Usko aankhon k dareechy se juda kaesy karoon

Wo meri zaat k har pehlo se Bayaan hota hai

1 Larka Jotishi K Pas Gaya oR Apni Qismat Ka Haal Pocha

Jotish:
LUND Dikhao,
Larka Lund Dikhata Hai.

Jotishi:
Is Saal Pas Hojaoge, Naukri Lagegi oR Shadi B Hogi

Larka:
Lund Q dekha?

Jotishi: KUSS K BACHEY MUTH Maar Maar kar tumhare hath ki sari lakiren tumhare lund pa Aa Gai Hain….;-)