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Sheikh SMS & Text Messages

  • Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
    Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
    Boy: Sochny k Liye

    Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

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  • Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
    Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
    Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

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  • Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
    Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
    Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
    sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
    Ab ki bar Arbi ne ‘2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
    Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

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  • 1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

    Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

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  • 1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
    Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

    Tang a kr sardar bola:
    Galy wich pani phans gya a

    Ik boti ty deo…! :-)

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  • A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

    Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
    Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

    Larki: itni der Q?

    LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

    Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

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  • Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
    Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

    Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
    agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

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