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  • ” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
    Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
    Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
    “Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

  • Sheikh asked a Parrot:

    “Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

    Parrot said:

    “Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

  • Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

    Sheikh:
    Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?

    Cheunti:
    ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

  • Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
    Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
    Boy: Sochny k Liye

    Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

  • Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
    Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
    Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

  • Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
    Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
    Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
    sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
    Ab ki bar Arbi ne ‘2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
    Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

  • 1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

    Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

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