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Billi

SMS-Dude — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:04:45 +0000

” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

Chaval

SMS-Dude — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 09:45:13 +0000

Sheikh asked a Parrot:

“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”

Parrot said:

“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

Hijrat

SMS-Dude — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:51:29 +0000

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then

Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?

Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

Sheikh ki Beti

SMS-Dude — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:33:23 +0000

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sheikh got easy load!

SMS-Dude — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:51:19 +0000

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

Arabi & Sheikh

URA — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:51:25 +0000

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

How many units?

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:28:45 +0000

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

Sardar, Sheikh ki Shaadi main

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:56:30 +0000

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang a kr sardar bola:
Galy wich pani phans gya a

Ik boti ty deo…! :-)

Sheikhs’s fall in Love

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:56:30 +0000

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

Larki: itni der Q?

LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

Sheikh beemar wife se

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:56:30 +0000

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

Sheikh Charity

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:56:30 +0000

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia.
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

Sheikh ki Biwi mar gai

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:56:30 +0000

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.

Sheikh ne choos lia!!!

SMS-Dude — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:26:12 +0000

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

Ye kela kitne ka hai?

URA — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:48:33 +0000

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

Same As…

URA — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:33:38 +0000

Sheikh sahab was painting his home. On first floor he painted white color and on the ground floor wall he wrote…
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.

.
”Same as above”

Dada Marhoom

URA — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:59:18 +0000

1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.

Laanti Sheikh

URA — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:32:40 +0000

Sheikh sahab hajj pe gaye aur dua mangne lagay..

“Ya Allah! Mere saray gunah muaf kar dae, warna! mere 2 lakh wapis karde”… :-)

Shuker hai

URA — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 09:25:50 +0000

Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha.

Sheikh Merte Waqt

URA — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:18:45 +0000

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

Get Fucked

URA — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:55:17 +0000

Sheikh ladki: ammi maine galti se ap ki birth control goli kha li, ab kya karun ? Ammi: ari besharam, ab jaldi se chudwa le warna woh goli bekar ho jayegi.