Sheikh SMS

Aik Sheikh
marnay laga to.
Aik Faqeer nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Sheikh: jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya do.

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity.”

Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?

Sheikh : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi.
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun.

Ek Sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola
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MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!

Sheikh: Mera aba mar gya News k kitny pesy logy

Editor: 50Rs/Word

Likho ‘Ghafoor Died’

Editor: sir At least 6Words

Sheikh: Gafoor Died, Suzuki mehran for Sale!