Students SMS

Eq.#1
Study=Don’t fail

Eq.#2
Don’t study=Fail

Adding eq.1 & eq.2

=>Study+don’t study

=fail+don’t fail.

Takin common on both sides

=>Study(1 + don’t)
=fail(1+don’t)

By cancellation;

=>study = fail

Then y waste time..?
Enjoy ur life..

Proved by:
Prof:Usman
(Noble Prize expected in 2010)

Teacher:jo ander aane k liye sab se chota sentence bole ga
usay gift mile ga

Eng child:
may i cum in?

Urdu child:
mai andr a skta ho?

Punjabi:

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AAWAAN?

Teachr” ZimmeDari Ka Jumla Bnao,

Studnt” MiSs apki Kameez K 3 Buttons Hain Jin Main Se 2 Khule Hain Or Sari ZimaDari 1 Button pe Hai…!

LAMBI JUDAI
(STUDENT REMIX )

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,

Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,

Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,

Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,

Soya raha mai classon me apni,

Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,

Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,

chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,

4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..

Dis song iz dedicate to all students.

Teacher: Hume Gharibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

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Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

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Teacher: kiya?

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Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen.

Punjabi Application to the Head Master!

Guzarish he k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda

Tusi bachian vi alag kr ditian ne Tey sadi class vich ik v kuri nai haigi

Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai

Hor nai tay kuj

“kam valiyan” he soniyan rakh lavo!

Bari meharbani!

Tuada Faithfull studnt,

PAPPU

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Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

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Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
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Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

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