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  • World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

    1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

    2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

    3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

  • Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
    *B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
    *Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
    *U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
    *U want a break aftr 2 pages
    *Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
    *U evn strt liking PTV
    *On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain.

  • Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
    “Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
    Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

  • New Teacher:
    anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

    pappu stoodup

    Teacher: R U stupid?

    Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

  • A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

    He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

  • Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
    Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

    Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

    Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

  • Teacher:tell me ur name in english?

    Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”

    Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
    Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”

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