Students SMS

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain.

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

Teacher:tell me ur name in english?

Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”

Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”

Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad, Kitab Khöli tö Ehsas howa ,

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Ay v Nai Aanda,
Ay v Nai Aanda,
Ay v Nai Aanda,