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Sleeping with Open Eyes

Asad Sial — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

Normal Student

SMS-Dude — Mon, 03 May 2010 13:00:55 +0000

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain.

Haadsat

SMS-Dude — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:01:08 +0000

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

Stupid Papu!

SMS-Dude — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:56:27 +0000

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

Traffic Rules!

SMS-Dude — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:49:19 +0000

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

Genius ki Neend

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:42 +0000

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

Long Life Oven

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:41 +0000

Teacher:tell me ur name in english?

Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”

Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”

Kitab

SMS-Dude — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:42 +0000

Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad, Kitab Khöli tö Ehsas howa ,

Ay v Nai Aanda,
Ay v Nai Aanda,
Ay v Nai Aanda,

Don’t Study!

SMS-Dude — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:26:45 +0000

Eq.#1
Study=Don’t fail

Eq.#2
Don’t study=Fail

Adding eq.1 & eq.2

=>Study+don’t study

=fail+don’t fail.

Takin common on both sides

=>Study(1 + don’t)
=fail(1+don’t)

By cancellation;

=>study = fail

Then y waste time..?
Enjoy ur life..

Proved by:
Prof:Usman
(Noble Prize expected in 2010)

Punjabi Student

SMS-Dude — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:32:40 +0000

Teacher:jo ander aane k liye sab se chota sentence bole ga
usay gift mile ga

Eng child:
may i cum in?

Urdu child:
mai andr a skta ho?

Punjabi:

AAWAAN?

Zimmedari

SMS-Dude — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:03:01 +0000

Teachr” ZimmeDari Ka Jumla Bnao,

Studnt” MiSs apki Kameez K 3 Buttons Hain Jin Main Se 2 Khule Hain Or Sari ZimaDari 1 Button pe Hai…!

Lambi Judai Student Version

SMS-Dude — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:25:54 +0000

LAMBI JUDAI
(STUDENT REMIX )

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,

Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,

Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,

Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,

Soya raha mai classon me apni,

Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,

Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,

chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,

4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai..

Dis song iz dedicate to all students.

Garibon Se Pyar

SMS-Dude — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:37:05 +0000

Teacher: Hume Gharibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen.

Punjabi Application

SMS-Dude — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:39:45 +0000

Punjabi Application to the Head Master!

Guzarish he k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda

Tusi bachian vi alag kr ditian ne Tey sadi class vich ik v kuri nai haigi

Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai

Hor nai tay kuj

“kam valiyan” he soniyan rakh lavo!

Bari meharbani!

Tuada Faithfull studnt,

PAPPU

Nikaah

SMS-Dude — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:34:59 +0000

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi…

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha…

Teacher:
Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah

20 Saal ki Ladki

SMS-Dude — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:34:59 +0000

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon Khoobsurat hai ap ki beti ya ap ki wife.

Missing Dears

SMS-Dude — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:01:29 +0000

At Age 3
We Start Study With Tears
&
At Age 23
We Finish Study With Tears…

1st Tears are Due to Fear of New Place
&
2nd are Due to Missing Dears..

Classroom

SMS-Dude — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:27:54 +0000

“Be quiet in the classroom. Respect the fact that others are sleeping.”

Dua for Exams

SMS-Dude — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:30:05 +0000

Exams sy pehly last month ki duaien..

Pehlay Ashray ki Dua

“Ay Allah Main aj sy parhai ka irada kar raha hon meri madad farma”

Dosray Ashray ki Dua

“Ya Allah jo chnd sawal main yaad karon wohi paper main ayen”

Akhri Ashray ki Dua

“Ya Allah Is Wari Paas Kara Day Agli Wari Nal Nal Parhan Ga”.

Kuch to hua hai…

SMS-Dude — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:35:18 +0000

Exam se 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
Eexams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai