Students SMS

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall 1. Counting # ofGirls
2. Flirting with lady superitendent
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for at least next exams
Four things Girls do in the Examination Hall even if they know or not
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. n jst Write.

Yoon fail jo karna tha, pehlay hi bata daitay.

Hum saari kitabon ko choolhay main jala daitay.

Koshish to bahot ki thi, naakaam huwe aakhir.

Hum paas ho hi jatay, jo wo naql kara daitay.

Parchay jo milay hum ko sab khali diay hum ne.

Zaalim wo safai k number hi laga daitay.:-)

{Identification of University Students}

Bag full of Buks:
NUST UNI

Any time cros the road:
ARID UNI

Rolled books in jeans:
Q-AZAM Uni

Dirty jeans and mobile in hand:
BAHRiA UNI

Bundel of buses but still rush:
NUML UNI

Without bo0ks,but with girl frnd:
IQRA UNI

Well education but no campus:
COMSATS UNI

No buks, no tension:
ALLAMA IQBAL OPEN UNI

Tension, Tension, Oor
Tension: PUNJAB UNI

Ek MSc Chemistry larki ki gaaliyan:

Saley expired chemical
Active reagent may impurity
Pedaishi poisoned catalyst
H2S gas ki smell
Noxious Compound Admi
Tujhe itna marun ge k teri half life b calculate na ho paye ge
Used Filter paper
Apna carbon black jesa munh le k dafa ho jao
Bloody incomplete reaction

Ek Student Dusry Sy:
“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kam Karne Ka Mann Kr Raha Hy, jo pehle ham ne na kia ho”

2nd Studnt:

To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain;-)

Teacher:Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student:Umeed Mat Haro
Shadi shuda Larki bi Phans Sakti he.

Jadeed TALEMI MOHAVRAY:

1.Science sy gira Arts mai atka.

2.Fail hoty ko Practicals ka sahara.

3.Degree ly k Chulhy mai dal.

4.Third division pas ghar ka na ghat ka.

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan mai kaam aye.

6.Gya sal phr hath ata nhi.

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz roz college jana.

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera.