Students SMS

Teacher:Batao ye konsa zamana hay?
May naha raha hun
Hum naha rahe hain
Tum naha rahe ho
Wo naha rahi hay
Wo naha rahay hain.
Student:sir bara sexy zamana hai

Teacher: Agar sacche dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai…

Student: Rehne dain Madam, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein!!!

Old man 2 school
principal:
zara pappu ko bula dain.
Principal:aap kon?
Old man: main us ka dada hoon
principal:wo chutti le k ap k janazay mein gaya hai.

Bachon ki 2009 wali STORIES…

>1 pyasa kawa or rha tha,achanak neche ose pani or kch kankar nzr aye,jese hi wo pani me kankar dalne k lye neche utra khudkush damakha ma mara gya

>1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani me apna aks dkh hi raha ta k na maloom afrad ne firing kr k halak kr dia

>kachwa or khargosh ne race shoro ki,khargosh k sotay hi kachway na uska purse chura lia

>Alladin ne chiragh ragra to woh zor dar dhamakay sa phat gya

Behind evry successful studnt there is a good teacher..
But who is after failed studnts..?
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A BEAUTIFUL teacher…..;-)