Students SMS

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi…

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha…

Teacher:
Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Student:
Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon Khoobsurat hai ap ki beti ya ap ki wife.

At Age 3
We Start Study With Tears
&
At Age 23
We Finish Study With Tears…

1st Tears are Due to Fear of New Place
&
2nd are Due to Missing Dears..

“Be quiet in the classroom. Respect the fact that others are sleeping.”

Exams sy pehly last month ki duaien..

Pehlay Ashray ki Dua

“Ay Allah Main aj sy parhai ka irada kar raha hon meri madad farma”

Dosray Ashray ki Dua

“Ya Allah jo chnd sawal main yaad karon wohi paper main ayen”

Akhri Ashray ki Dua

“Ya Allah Is Wari Paas Kara Day Agli Wari Nal Nal Parhan Ga”.

Exam se 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
Eexams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai

Teacher: Yeh betaen k khush fehmi kya hoti hai?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Zara Aapko Bula Rahi Hin.
Sir Ne Dekha To Koi Nahi Tha
Student: Sir isi ka naam Khush Fehmi hy.. ;)