Students SMS

ABCD in 2009:

A for Aata,
B for Bijli,
C for Cheeni,
D for Dhamakey ;-)

Our parents have many options for us like:
Poison,
Sleeping pills,
Throwing from building

But they choose

“EDUCATION”

Socha Tarpa Tarpa kr Marain gay :-)

Baap ne betai se kaha: Dekho yeh aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe ek letter mila he

Beta: Aap bayfikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga…

ik din english teacher ne ik student ko khara kiya aur kaha
Teahcer: ik aisa sentence bano jis mein word “hand ” aaya hoo
tu student ney jawab siya
Student: my penis is in ur hand.
Teacher: jawab sun kar teacher ney student ko ik thappar mara
Student: sorry pen aur is k darmiyaan space dalna bhooll gaya tha

Student. Miss kia ap murgi hain?
Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murgi nazar ati hu.
Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain.

Why we dont study the whole year& spend sleepless nights during exams?
Coz

Sahil k sukoon se hmyn inkar nhi,
Mgr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hy!

Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes, your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate! Your ears become sensitive, even to the softest whispers to get what your seatmate says! Your neck stretches either ways to search for clues! Your hand copies the answer faster than ever! Your feet kicks the chair of your classmate to let him/her know that you want to copy! It’s the best way to make urself healthy, so ROCK ON CHEATERS!;-)