Students SMS

Mr.Saleem to Son:
Agar is baar tu fail hua to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.

Result Day.

Father: Kya bana result ka?

Son: Bas
“Saleem Bhai”
mat poochho..

Grammar Teachar to a student: A beautiful girl is walking on the road Change it into Exclamatory sentence… student: oh my God! what a piece….!

Teacher:
Translate in urdu

“Aslam United his Mother and Sister..

Student:

Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di.. ;)

Teacher to student: write down the three latest version of java
1: Mar java
2: Mit java
3: Lut java ishaq tere which dil kya jan bhi naam tere me kar java o java

Father: If U pass in exams, I shall gift U 1 cycle.
Son: If I fail?
Fathr: I will give U 100 cycles
Son: Why?
Fathr: Fair mera puttar dukan kholy ga cyclan di.

Urdu teachr.”wo daikho ek khobsorat larki khari hay” is ko apne alfaaz me likho.

Student:wo daikho doston
“tmhari bhabi khari hay”

Ghar Waalon Ka Kehna Hai K….
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” Beta Dil Laga Ke Parhna ”

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Par Unhen Kon Samjhayen K Dil Lagane K Baad Parhaii Kahan Hoti Hai…@