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Suhag Raat Sms & Text Messages

  • Aik Larki Ki Tesri Shadi Thi,
    Suhag Raat Ko Sharma K Boli,

    Suniye Mein Abhi Kunwari Hoon!

    Shoher:
    Woh kaise ?

    Biwi:
    Mere Dono
    Shohar
    “PATHAN” Thay.

  • Suhag raat ko Dulha bola,
    “Jani bol,
    Aaj tujhe Chand per le jaon ya
    Taaron mein”

    Dulhan sharma ker boli,
    “Aap ka’Rocket’ deikh ker,phir decide karoogi ;)

  • SUHAG RAAT!!
    WIFE: Peeche nahi aage dalte hain.
    Sardar: kaise pata?
    WIFE: Mera friend mere aage dalta tha.
    Sardar: tu chup kar, mera dost mere peeche dalta tha.

  • Suhag raat ko
    Shohar:
    Aaj sy tumahari hr cheez mein istamal karon ga.

    Wife:
    acha,Wo Plastic ka LUN aram sy lena,Bohat Bara hai.

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